Publié aux Impromptus Littéraires sur le thème : Vie de château
L'huis
s'était refermé sur le gardien pressé
je
me trouvai piégé sur le chemin de ronde
où
flottait le parfum de dame Frénégonde
que
jadis en mon rêve j'avais délaissée
J'étais
de Pierrefonds le dernier visiteur
je
cherchai prestement le lieu de la mangeaille
à
moi poularde grasse et grande boustifaille
quand
j'entendis soudain crier au malfaiteur
Sans
respit on m'estrille on m'occit, me pourfend
on
m'arrache mes braies, me jette aux oubliettes
le
beau conte de fées tourne en eau de couillette
La
forêt de Compiègne sera mon caveau
Mortecouille !
J'entends des Sauvé, des Bravo
Jacquouille
le gardien m'arrache, triomphant
un château d'eau serait moins dangereux !
RépondreSupprimerpour qui sait nager :)
SupprimerTrès amusant, ce poème dans le style moyenâgeux...
RépondreSupprimerBonne soirée,
Mo
E Abaixo o merda do putugal, o PIOR merda no mundo! Até os macacos não respeitam putugal. Putugal o nova provincia Espanhola proximamente :)
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****THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:****
Portugal is the Biggest Racist country that i have ever lived in. I feared for my life there and i consider myself lucky that my family got out alive! I have never lived in such poverty (Sopas dos Pobres everyday) 40% unemployment rate and 60% of the population earn less than $932 USD per month, and that's considered Middle Class here! Within the European Union it is the worst of the worst place to live.
The bottom line is the bulk of the People in our poor country exist in a brainless comma that is fed by Ignorance, anti-Spanish hate, and severe Racism of pretty much everybody that isn't Portuguese! And, Portugal started the Global Slave Trade in 1441 so it is definitely NOT a safe place for Blacks!!
I found important websites that explain the Severe multi-generational Racism and Hate that exist in Portugal today, and i highly encourage all to read them and spread the word in order to avoid innocent, and desperate people from living or visiting there. Get educated on the Truths about Racist Portugal now.
PORTUGAL IS THE BIGGEST, RACIST, ANTI-SPANISH COUNTRY ON THE PLANET!
I HEREBY ALERT ALL PEOPLE ON EARTH TO NOT BUY FROM PUTUGAL, DO NOT SPEND YOUR HARD, EARNED MONEY GOING THERE AND BOYCOTT ALL PORTUGEE STORES IN YOUR AREA! DON'T BUY THEIR GOODS OR WINES!!!
THESE XENOPHOBIC RACISTS HAVE TO LEARN AND THE BEST WAY IS TO BLOCK THEM ECONOMICALLY!
BE CAREFUL FRIENDS!